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19.5.08

Break'em.

Hiyooo.. everyone's busy and stuff nowadays, so I guess I'm the only one who can find time to post useless stuff here, haha. Anyway, here are some interesting one-liners to get you thinking.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why is sex legal at 16 and condoms can only be bought at 18?

Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.

Yeah, so sometimes, life isn't as straight as you think it is. Ok, fine, they're not so hilarious. YES, you fell for my ploy to get you guys off your mugfest! Muahahaha. Oh shit...

shannon.

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